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Notice: The Unity Web Player that this game was made in is more or less dead. Sorry ):

In loving memory of my arrow keys.

What Do?

  • Left/Right Arrow To Stay On The Ground (A & D also work)
  • AVOID Trademark Bombs
  • DON'T AVOID Suitcases Filled With Money And Legal Papers
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